How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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