Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

whats yellow after cani...nathan

People Eating Tasty Animals

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

I have a gay camel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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