The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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