Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

How you know when dislextic

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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