- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

How old are you? 7

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why did the man die? he had cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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