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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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