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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Girls soccer

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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