Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

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