your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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ejaculation JLR

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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My dad

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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