Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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