BIG PENIS

So FDR walks into a bar.

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Roses are red.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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