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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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