How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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