womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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