- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Basically copying you.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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