Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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