What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Basically

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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people magazine

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Mooses

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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