- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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I am very humble.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Where's my tractor?

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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