how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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George Bush.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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