H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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