why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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You will not press the like button.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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(Insert joke here)

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Illumati Confirmed

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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