What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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destiny

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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