- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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