Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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derp

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

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