- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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