What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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