the holocaust

I just drank a cola.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Soccer...

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

i love to lick...

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Anti Joke

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