- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

women sports....

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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