- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

u suck

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Bitch

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

You're a frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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