- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

I LIKE TRAINS

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

sfdg

Coldpaly is a good band

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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