Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

u suck

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Bitch

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

belly button

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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