What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's 6 + 9? 15.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A mormon walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

thumb_up thumb_down -15

kcuf read it backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's round and orangey? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops