Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Large 4

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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