Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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