- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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