If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

I am very humble.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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