how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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