- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

the holocaust

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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