What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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whats white and sticky glue

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Seven

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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