- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Im taking a shit right now.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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