- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Soccer...

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

I dont have a girlfriend

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

This is an anti-joke.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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