- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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