- Anti Joke

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Once upon a time, The end.

have safe sex

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!