Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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