What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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