A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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I shot a bitch.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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