What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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WNBA

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The WNBA

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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I am very humble.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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