- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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