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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car