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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Queens Park rangers

Women's rights

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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