- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Sam Hengal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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