- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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