SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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