- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

No thank you, I don't like violence

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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