- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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