- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

No thank you, I don't like violence

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

CAVE JOHNSON.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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