What's green and blue? yellow

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Mitt Romney

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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sky's sty

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Knock knock Shut up

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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