Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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I have an erection My mom!

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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