there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you make a car? You build it.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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