What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

a man makes a bad joke

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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