What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Tunechi

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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