- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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