- Anti Joke

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.