- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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