A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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