- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Mitt Romney

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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