- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Vagina.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

ugvvvvvv

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

ur mum

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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