2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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