- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Woman rights.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Women's rights.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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