What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Kys

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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