Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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