Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

One below was by me: Walter H

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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