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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's white and gluey Glue

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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