- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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