- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Sarah Jessica Parker

homosexuals are gay

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Dance is a sport

Adam Thomas is homosexual

"Knock knock." "No."

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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