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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Guess what? AIDS!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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