Bacon is delcious.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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My Nan, that is all.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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