What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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