whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Womens basketball

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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sharks

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Mitt Romney

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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