What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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