Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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ur gey

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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