yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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