An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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mark is religion

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A man goes to the potty.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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hashtags suck balls

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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