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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How high is a Chinaman

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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