- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

PENIS

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Don't believe in Atheists.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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