- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Robin, get in the car!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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