What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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your life

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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