What does water smell like? water.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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