- Anti Joke

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings