An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

The WNBA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Robin, get in the car!

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