- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

i'm hard

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??