- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

racism...deal with it!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

watch me nae nae

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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