A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A sober Irish individual.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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