Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Anthony sucks

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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