- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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