Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Moral

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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