- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Health food.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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