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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock knock

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

BOTTOM!!!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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