- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Where are you going Your house

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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