- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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