Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Women.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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