Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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That's what she didn't say

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Winter

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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