- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

stuarts mum

Your mom.

It says so on your cap.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Nick Cannon

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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