What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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hard cheese

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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