Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Two women were sitting quietly.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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