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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Poop.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Women's rights

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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