- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

poop.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Miscarriages.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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