- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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