What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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You all have Aids

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Anti Joke

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