Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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