- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Women's rights.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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