How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Nick Cannon

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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