- Anti Joke

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.