- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

We are lawyers

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Penis.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Mitt Romney

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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