- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

potatoes

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Black people

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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