roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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