- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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