What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Do you love me? No.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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The Morman Religion.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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