- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??