- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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