What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's clear and wet? water

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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