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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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