- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Women's rights

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Poop.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Knock knock

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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