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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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