stuarts mum

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Your mom.

It says so on your cap.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Nick Cannon

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a duck?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Homonyms should be band.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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