- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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