Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

david weres the slug gone

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Bad grammers.

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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