- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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