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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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