What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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brittney griner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Women's rights

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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