- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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